Observations on the world today.

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Ballad to a Yellow Alert 

When George starts to tank in the polls,
And Tom’s job need justification,
And they’re out of fiends hiding in holes,
And the voters demand explanations,

And Condi’s caught up in her lies,
And Johhny has lost one more case,
And Karl has just outed some spies,
And the whole world thinks we’re out of place,

And Dickie’s hand’s caught in the jar,
And all of Don’s plans are awry,
And election day isn’t that far
In the future, just what can they try?

Don’t fret, George. Don’t call for your mama.
Don’t worry. There’s always Osama.


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