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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Yes, Ladies, He's Single 

Well, on Monday of this week I again became an official bachelor. My wife, who I loved to the very end, preferred a fat, balding, overbearing, uninteresting, lying, cheating slob over your humble narrator. I won't call him by name. I wouldn't wish to ROB him of his anonymity like a HERRON stealing a fish, so let's just call him fatboy.

She knows I still love her, and she knows that I am still going to be there for her. But I am moving on with my life. To that end, I am resuming this blog as of today, and I will be dating -- assuming I can find anyone to go out with.


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